Markiplier hug

A pers Who can’t hug people or give” pat pat” hugs

“I went to pax and met Mark and he gave me a shit hug” or “ that person gives out an markiplier hug”

by Markcantfuckinghug May 31, 2018

Agressive Hug

When two douchebags talk about fighting but end up just awkwardly hugging eachother angrily. (It looks very homo-errotic)

Guy 1: Dood did you hear about that fight diring 7th period spanish class?
Guy 2:Wtf are you talking about? That wasn't a fight it was just an agressive hug...fags.

by Mc Blowjob January 31, 2010

clam hug

sleeping next to someone and putting your arm on top of them, it resembles the top of a clam closing onto the bottom half.

slept next to my boyfriend and he gave me a clam hug all night.

by Mr. Penguins December 30, 2009

Cornish Hug

Type of wrestling throw, became a euphemism for killing, and then for murdering prisoners in the civil war - see 'Pagans or Paragons?': Images of the Cornish during the English Civil War
M. J. Stoyle
The English Historical Review
Vol. 111, No. 441 (Apr., 1996), pp. 299-323

The prince raised another army of dregs, drained from the mines, we'll show them a Cornish Hug!

by Matt Ress December 5, 2011

Daddy hug

When your "daddy" guys you while grabbing your butt and kissing you

I need a daddy hug right now.

by Marie8967 October 23, 2016

Hugging the Cactus

When a person anthropomorphizes a fake plant, especially one that is human-like in shape, resulting in an intimate moment with an otherwise unsympathetic object.

Cordell tried his best to impress the nice, young lady at the pool party. Sadly, all his friends knew that the ficus would never return his call. He was hugging the cactus.

by chaunky smelderbodom February 11, 2017

Hug-herpes

Virus spread when dried sweat from a carrier's armpit touches the armpit of a non-carrier, then the non-carrier sweats, and mixes with the carrier's dried sweat and re-enters the blood stream.

Known symptoms- itchy arm pits, need to hug, severe douchieness, and the feet swell, then fall off.

When hugging anyone suspected of hug-herpes you should use protection, rubbers, or a spoon will work.

by FuzzVisionDJ January 14, 2009