Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

No look handshake

A term used to describe an incident involving @jshock9nine where a pre-muck handshake took place with no eye contact.

I finally got the no look handshake incident after hearing about it for so long.

by Hellosharkness May 23, 2025

Worcester Handshake

The act of putting fentanyl on a razor and cutting someone while walking by them.

He’s in the ER because someone gave him the Worcester Handshake

by El perro Grande blanco May 20, 2025

Nutella handshake

When two homies in neighboring stalls wipe their ass with their hands and work said hands shake hands under the stall.

John and I had a real bonding experience from our Nutella handshake

by Dookiemonger69 November 15, 2021

Stong Handshake

When two men, or any two-party individuals commence the use of their genitalia to make a greeting, thus them slapping their stongs together.

Jerry: "Hey Matthew, what's crackin', cuh?"
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*

by TheStong December 11, 2023

Freaky Handshake

When someone seemingly trustworthy makes a deal and shakes hands with you but doesn't intend to hold up their end of the deal.

That deal was made with a "freaky handshake", it apparently didn't mean a thing

by HellooYouu July 30, 2021

Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023