Hall Monitor

A fan of Hit Band, Tally and the Halls created circa. 2002 by Robert Howard Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, Andrew Horowitz, and friends (sorry I didn't mention Ross, Bora, and everyone else in the extended Tally-verse. Joe mentioned below)

"I like Joe Hawley"
"Oh so you're a Hall Monitor?"

by Elysia98 January 11, 2025

Hall Pirate

People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.

John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!

Jack: Hell yea!

John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*

Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!

John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*

by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021

nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathroom

the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.

do you wanna go to the nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathrooms and smoke a joint?

by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021

hamstead hall

a school for social rejects. all the kids smoke weed in the hallways and kick resource base kids. the only thing that people look forward to is eating the crusty ass chicken and chips on a Tuesday. the teachers assume ur mentally ill and destined for nothing. the boys' toilets stink of piss and the girls' toilets smell of pussy wind. craythorne block is dum and parkside block is manky. all the science rooms smell of farts and shit and the teachers blame it on methane. the cracked kids all walk like they sprained their and wear fake Louis Vitton merch and you can be assured that there will always be your friendly neighbourhood year 7 using the toilets as a vape hotbox.

grammar school prick : DO YooU GoO TOo HAmstEAd hAul??
hamstead hall dickheads: yeah waht fam u wan me to kill you and ur whole family i got rar chonnections you know

grammar school prick: whoah bro i dont mean to offend you

hamstead hall chav: yeah get out of here you grammar school prick

* grammar school prick runs away with their flabby arse clapping in the wind and letting out lil spurts of diarheaas*

by djfbkjq08ythreefoldsource11487 November 23, 2021

Halle

perfection.

Halle, the most beautiful kind hearted amazing girl in the world.

by zetlrlllll February 6, 2022

Craft Food Halls

An adult's cafeteria.

"What are you tryna do tonight?"

"Yo im tryna sling some ping and chug some brew brews."

"Oh word? Craft Food Halls it is."

"Neat-o"

by Lord Leg3nd November 24, 2021

Hall of Colors

A community of horny mentally ill teenagers led by a horny mentally ill adult. They will stick together no matter what, but also get on each other's nerves constantly.

"Did you read chat this morning?"
"Yeah, it's like walking into Hall of Colors. They need to get their shit together."

by Shaynayna October 20, 2020