Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

Hairies

A U.K. undercover agent, long hair maybe bleached blonde, in some cases abnormally tall due to HGH. Will suck a golf ball through a garden hose for intel. Gives away/ wants to buy drugs.

I’d stay away from those guys in a band who hang around the university, they are hairies.

by WiddleWaddle April 9, 2022

Hairy Iguana

Rubbing your penis in a woman's pubic hair so that it looks like it it covered in hair

The girl had so much bush it made for a great hairy iguana

by BluEle October 5, 2009

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

by Hairy Highway February 7, 2018

hairy

noun

1. a derogatory term for a "furry" that isnt actually a furry or a fake furry

2. an individual that uses being a furry as a meat shield or excuse to get away with clickbait/clout chasing, illegal activities (such as beastiality or pedophilia).

guy 1: "hey did you hear about this one furry, anthpo?"
guy 2: "man i hate anthpo, he's such a hairy"

by anonbandit June 29, 2024

Hairy Hamilton

The nastiest of all vagina's ; it smells, its hairy, and it looks like a deformed mutant.....

Man that queef smells like it cam out of a Hairy Hamilton!

Do you see that picture of S's Hairy Hamilton!

by DJ D-Money April 2, 2011

Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022