Dirty Hagrid

When you have sex with a big old fat black woman doggy style while she has a cheese puff in her ass.
Eating the cheese puff is optional.

I hope no one has ever performed the dirty hagrid, and if you have I hope you didn't eat the cheese puff.

by Kyle Donahue September 8, 2011

El Hage

A suave man, usually indulges in copious amounts of red meat and Single Malt Scotch whisky, enjoys hunting, has a knack for multiple foreign languages, and is usually proficient in martial arts, military weaponry, and of course the art of love....

see also Gentleman Spy

" this seems impossible, but I know one guy who could pull it off....."

"time to bring in El Hage"

by Spartan87 December 21, 2016

ED hague

oggg some yoo! swag m8 fill da beast!!!!!!

oh spit dats ed hague

by Harry m8s March 1, 2017

Ps1 hagrid

The most sexyest and hottest man ever and will make u nut even in no nut November

Tyler “omg look it is ps1 hagrid ,he is so hot”
Jake “dude ur cuming so hard ,u already made a huge puddle.”
Tyler “oh yeah”

by TI-36X Pro Calculator November 10, 2019

hagoo

poop in bangla

Motika: i made a hagoo

by Jababybear May 17, 2021

haggard knumbskulls

One of the greatest bands to come from the San Pedro/torrance area.

Damn I saw Haggard last night, they were better than AFI! Those fools were so wasted on coke and heroin!!

by dad April 26, 2003

haggard ass bitch

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."

Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*

by Kai* July 11, 2006