Head horny

Having sexual feelings and thoughts without being able to become physically aroused.

A lack of physical arousal may be due to excessive masterbation, intoxication, or being in a public place.

"I was at the gym and got so head horny. But I was wearing shorts so I couldn't do anything about it."

by WalkinFunny February 1, 2013

Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'

Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?

by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019

horny horse

A generally good chap with no standards when it comes to women who has taken a beating from the chez to many times to remain an aquaintance!

Horse you fucking muppet, come over here.

by Tom Elwell January 29, 2004

Horny Dog

Originating at Lancaster University, the 'horny dog' was inspired by a certain Ms Potts. It is recognisable by its large pene which is separated from its balls and its ane which is exposed due to its lack of tail.

Person One: 'Oh man, I feel really unconnected from my balls today'
Person Two: 'Yeah, you're such a Horny Dog'

by stevos evos-bad at tetris February 25, 2010

horny taco

Josh is a horny taco because he was bein a ass dat day throwin shit at me. Derogatory term of randomness.

shut the hell up you horny taco im tryin to copy da homework.

by anthonypoop February 7, 2008

Horny Hour

The last hour of work. Similar to happy hour, but a lot better.

YES LAST HOUR OF THE DAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.... HORNY HOURRRRR

by paddyp123 October 18, 2013

Holiday Horniness

Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.

Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."

by mkhami December 17, 2010