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ice fishing

Ice Fishing refers to a sexual act in which a man stabs himself in the nutsack with an ice pick at the precise moment of ejaculation. The point of entry is wholly up to the individual, and may include either testicle or simply the scrotum itself.
"Hey man, did you hear Dave went ice fishing with Megan up at the lake?" "Really, did he catch anything?" "Well she's a filthy trollop so probably Chlamydia!"
by Mister Higgins August 1, 2006
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deep sea fishing

First off this is the most sick thing ever. A man shoves an octopus (live mind you) into his female partners vagina. He then proceeds to have intercourse while the live octopus is still there.
by Anonymous.......... June 21, 2005
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Fighting Foodons

A horrible, perhaps one of the worst, if not the worst, anime that is just like Pokemon but worse. This "show" is just a Pokemon rip-off where the monsters are made of food. Both have monsters that say their own name and both star losers.
Wow, I'm amazed that Fighting Foodons actually made it to the states.
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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cat fishing

The person in the lobby of an online game with the lowest score for the round. Also could be the guy in a group or clan with the lowest round score is cat fishing.
"look at Terry cat fishing again"
by zing kong December 2, 2011
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Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls
HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.
by Q?Z? July 22, 2009
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fishing in the dark

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by orrenburns April 8, 2021
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fish fisting

the act of fisting ones own or someone else's fish
"if it wasn't for my lyin ass bitch wife and her slut puppy babies i'd be fish fisting right now"
by the wonederous woneder January 14, 2008
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