February 18th

Bad luck day for anyone named: "Wakatoshi Ushijima."
This day is bad luck for those who unfortunately have the name, Wakatoshi Ushijima.

Kijō forgot about their date

Daishou went off

LITERALLY, sucks to be you ig x™

Person 1: "What day is it today?"

Person 2:"Oh its February 18th"

Daishou and Kijō: "It's time..."

by Sorryushi February 18, 2021

February 15

Make out, hug, and wink with your crush

You:*kiss, hug, and wink*
Your crush:*kiss hug and wink back*

On February 15

by DariEru September 23, 2021

february 14th

National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.

Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"

by WET4AUDIO February 13, 2023

February 8th

People born in February 8th with the beginning letter a,h,and e are very evil. Especially if they are born through 2000-2007. Stay away, or be very careful, their anger rises very fast.

“You were born February 8th ? What year?” “Oh, 2002” “oh no, see ya!”

by Mrs.Saturn English Teacher January 27, 2021

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018

February 22nd

Day the biggest kech was put on this planet

Yeah, he was born on February 22nd, what a kech!

by sassy_god October 15, 2019

No Feelings February

When you refuse to let yourself get feelings for anyone during the month of February. This is most commonly accomplished by hooking up with/ talking to more than one person at a time. But overall there are just two rules:

1. Have fun

2. No feelings allowed

F:“I’m not gonna go on a real date with you”

M:“Why?”

F:“It’s No Feelings February”

by Lvbycelsius February 15, 2022