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Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
by Constrain December 6, 2017
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The π = 3 Church

When believers subscribe to the uncompromising view that any numbers or fractions mentioned in, or mathematical constants derived from, the Bible must be taken literally with zero room for approximation, adulteration, or subtraction.
Founded by a group of Bible literalists-turned-theomaticians, the π = 3 Church has so far failed to appeal to pre-believers and the converted, especially those who’re allergic to school or college math, despite regularly distributing free pies and pizzas to the poor in the community.
by Fasters February 12, 2023
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The church kids

Stereotypical Trump loving, started smoking at 13, love 2 hunt & fish, redneck type
The church kids started a fire in one of their back yards after communion last Sunday.
by Franz Ferdinand June 26, 2025
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Church

The Last Name Church Means Your Mother and Father Will Always Stick Together if You Do Something Wrong Your Punishment Is Probably Going To Fuck You Over
Did You Hear Those Church parents Last night

Yes I Did
by Harry1727 November 23, 2021
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church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.
by kisserT September 4, 2022
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Church

Church or going to church is widely used in out law motorcycle clubs to mean a meeting or going to a meeting at the MC's hang out, club house, building where only full members (patched members) attend to talk about business and members vote to approve or not approve the club's activities.
Motorcycle President is calling a "church" session today all members must attend
by The original Gman August 20, 2017
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