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English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
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english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure
Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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English Class

English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.
Hey, are you ready to study hard in English Class? ;)
by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018
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english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka
I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary
by HannaDanna February 3, 2024
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English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair
"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"
by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025
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English or spanish

A joke said to a person or group of people usually in a mall followed with who ever moves first is gay
The man: English or Spanish?
The victim or victims: English/Spanish (depending on the person)
The man: who ever moves first is gay/Quien se mueve primero es gay.
The victim: *frozen*
by Orange juice lover 1 June 16, 2024
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