Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
This is where your SO skipped dinner so you dip you boner in a Cincinnati based chili during foreplay
by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019
Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.
He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.
by Texas Hook 'Em February 01, 2024
when a girl/guy gets done finger blasting their sphinctor and you clean off their poo residue like you just got done eating Nacho cheese Doritos.
by slytherinslueth11 February 14, 2015
Twas the night of chilis was a very famous poem made by Farhan. The inspiration behind this poem was made for his beautiful wife named insia. This poem gathered many great reviews and was nominated for many awards and prizes. Twas the night of chilis was nominated for the Oscars 3 times and also the author Farhan was nominated for the noble peace prize 2 times. Farhan made sure all profits went to a foundation for starving malnourished Africans.
Did u hear about twas the night of chilis?
by billybob404 January 14, 2021
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