Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

captain downer

The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.

Sierra Cardwell

by Monet Lance May 13, 2003

captain cupcake

a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips

did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips

by the pooter parrot September 13, 2011

Captain Latreen

just a general insult or nickname

heys what's up Captain latreen

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

Captain Kelly

A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.

CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

by Becca A November 26, 2010

captain fluffypants

A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.

Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!

by Da Erikster December 16, 2008

Captain Delliott

An Avenger who is the best of all. He has the powers of all the Avengers. He is the one to save the day.

We don't have to worry, we have Captain Delliott

by Delliott June 4, 2018