The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.
by Monet Lance May 13, 2003

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"
"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"
"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"
"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"
by bung luvah January 6, 2005

An Avenger who is the best of all. He has the powers of all the Avengers. He is the one to save the day.
by Delliott June 4, 2018

a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips
did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips
by the pooter parrot September 13, 2011

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober
by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

by Carynmark November 12, 2009
