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Candyland

A type of child like place where no negativiety, harsh words, adults words, competitive banter, equal defensive response is allowed. It is another form of Care bear land or Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Imagine the most sensitive realm of existence.
This game has turned into candyland because of all the cry babies that can't handle the harsh words I accurately use to describe them.
by CommonSenseisdead February 3, 2014
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candy bitch

That girl at a club, party or concert who could also be mistaken for sporting a halloween costume that looks like a piece of candy. Candy bitches are generally known to try way to hard to get everyone's attention, specifically from douchebags who go by Chad.
That girl sporting the furry pink boots, striped lime green top and wearing that Miley Cyrus mask with her tongue out talking to Chad earlier was a real candy bitch.
by antilimit January 12, 2015
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Candy Drip

Wow have you heard Lil Chrill’s new song? It’s Candy Drip!!1!!1!1!
by slut4lilchrill August 6, 2018
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sugar-free man candy

When you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.The "sugar" refers to commitment, therefore "sugar-free" means no commitment. Especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.
"I saw Jason on the street the other day. I had my sugar-free man candy. :D"
by Raystar April 10, 2009
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Making Cotton Candy

When you are fucking a chick with a cave of a vagina and you resort to moving your dick around in a circular motion around the edges to get some pleasure.
Random Guy: Dude she has a whale mouth for a pussy.

You: Yeah, I was making cotton candy with her.
by Dode Whittman September 14, 2010
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this ain't getting the baby no candy

Originating down south, this phrase means that what you are currently doing is not being productive for the task at hand. Standing around the hood of a truck drinking coffee at the job site isn't getting the job done. Or, if you have the wrong tool for the job and are failing at a task.
Sitting here drinking ice tea when we got yard work to do - this ain't getting the baby no candy!
by Rockadaddy August 25, 2017
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waste caddie

by Oakdalian March 14, 2007
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