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Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
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couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
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good couch

A guest on a late night talk show who has a successful conversation for a live audience and broadcasted media.
Julia Robert’s gave good couch last night on Steven Colbert’s late night talk show.
by Grace Noble February 6, 2024
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oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions
Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH
by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023
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couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"
by Jon Z March 24, 2017
mugGet the couch beermug.

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration
That guy is couch tatty and has a big face
by HJT7 June 24, 2016
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life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
by Mistcakes December 5, 2017
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