mud cheeks

An unlawful action in which one person spreads their lower cheeks after not wiping, simulating a mud puddle between them.
Girlfriend: Yo can you hop on fortnite babe?
Partner: How about i spread my mud cheeks instead?
by rotthemelt May 16, 2023
mugGet the mud cheeksmug.

Butt Cheek Browner

A wet juicy fart that occurs after a wet shit that is followed by a thorough wipe. The fart causes the browning of your butt crack and butt cheeks. It leaves a brown film and the remnants of poop directly behind your cornhole. It proceeds to leave skid marks as the the unsuspecting purple traitor has no idea that it leaves the same residue as a wet juicy shit.
That guy smells like shit. He must have just had a butt cheek browner.
by The RONA Wigger October 27, 2023
mugGet the Butt Cheek Brownermug.

shut your cheeks

Another form of "shut up," albeit a bit more friendly. An excellent response to banter, as it is a play on the phrase, "talking shit"; you are describing their mouth as an asshole that needs to close.
Friend - "Your girlfriend is old enough to be your mum."
You - "Shut your cheeks, bro."
by Paul Odyssey February 21, 2022
mugGet the shut your cheeksmug.

Grease cheeks

Pat Hutchison has the title of "Grease Cheeks due to his constant wet flatulence.
We went over to Grease Cheeks house to hang out after work
by frankfurter8675309 November 5, 2017
mugGet the Grease cheeksmug.

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