When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
by Mikhail1988 August 07, 2021
We went for a cheeky nandos for our date and she proceeded to give me a devil's blowjob in the bathroom
by shivshov April 24, 2022
The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.
Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.
by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 15, 2023
The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
The same way that you lower the top of a convertible car to experience something different, a convertible blowjob is a similar process where a person removes the dental prosthetics and engages in fellatio.
by mrsaca August 03, 2022
by Janewilliams September 23, 2021