church ball

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.

Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.

by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023

cell balling

I got a Glock in my 'Rari
17 shots, no .38

I'm like, yeah, she's fine
Wonder when she'll be mine
She walk past, I press rewind
To see that ass one more time
And I got this sewed up
Remy Boyz, they know us
All fast money, no slow bucks
No one can control us
Ayy, yeaaah baby

Uh, yeah, Monty
Tell me what you see
Is it money or it’s me?
I smoke twenty, smell the weed
I got hunnies in my V
They like, "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?"
I’m like, "Yeah"
I got Robins on my jeans

"Cell Balling is very sexy"

by raccoon specimen June 5, 2021

Jacob ball

A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan

Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball

by Yaboi is ... November 28, 2018

ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017

Game Balls

A vile, odiferous condition of the male scrotum. The ball sack, from a combination of sweat, heat and general uncleanliness take on a rank, gamey smell. Often ripe and cheesy.

Holy shite beaaaahhh. I just gave my sack a scratch. Now my fingers smell like game balls.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2017

ball sweep

Getting with every guy in the room (a clean sweep of all the balls)

Holy shit, that girl that just straight up ball sweeped the room tonight (even Jason!)

by MasonJar March 27, 2015

The Balls Gang

A group of dumbfucks who are known for their raids on people/groups that offended or were total douchebags to them.

This gangs leader goes by the name 'River' along with the other leader that goes by 'Chiro'. The rest of the members are called 'Shartlings' according to the discord server. They are all pretty good friends but drama tends to happen sometimes which usually results in one of their raids.

'The Balls Gang' are stupid shit-talkers! -from a dumbass

Have you seen the raids 'The Balls Gang' did? -unknown

by The Balls Gang October 19, 2022