eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

ball pitting

When you stick your nut sack in someone's butt hole during intercourse.

Hey Jeff, do you enjoy ball pitting?

by Ballpitter69 December 23, 2013

Badlands Chugs

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.

Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*

by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Batpug

A pug dog by day and a crime fighting superhero by night.

Why is your pug dog so lazy?

He's not lazy, he's just been up all night fighting crime as Batpug!

by T$bones August 2, 2013

Bakuhoe

A nickname for Bakugo there are others like bakubro bakugone and bakustay mostly used by his friends

WHAT’S UP BAKUHOE

by Bakustay March 8, 2020

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.

An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.

by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

Baby raptor carrier

Any front facing baby carrier when used with a child approaching or past his first birthday.

Carlos brought his kid into the office again. He's carrying him around in his baby raptor carrier. I got too close and almost lost an eye to one of the swinging talons. Shouldn't that kid be in kindergarten by now?

by Not the real Jay-Z May 20, 2016