by esgrhjlkol; January 13, 2008
Get the hook 1mug. by Thaay.fw.jayy April 26, 2022
Get the June 1mug. "Last night Sarah and Esteban decided to go 2-1 with me so I stopped talking them. It's their second time doing this to me."
by Jadadoll August 27, 2015
Get the 2-1mug. National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.
by Fun ;) November 2, 2021
Get the December 1mug. Rub a clit day!
Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums
Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!
You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums
Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!
You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic
Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic
Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022
Get the July 1mug. FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.
by local chicken nugget November 12, 2019
Get the December 1mug. by Garbage Dick May 3, 2008
Get the 1 upmug.