American Day

When you devote an entire day to sitting around the house, lazily watching television and devouring large amounts of food. Completely stuffing your mind with continuous sitcoms, soap operas, game shows, and other mind numbing telecasts.

"I didn't go into work today, had a great "American Day" at home.

by Z-Ran September 8, 2009

American pizza

A pizza where the dough is thicker than your dick, bitch.

-Want a slice of typical American pizza?
- nah man, the dough's too thick.

by pimpampum12897234 June 5, 2013

american icon

Individuals, ideas, or principles that people world wide attribute back toward America.

American Icon: Elvis, and Rock and Roll. Teddy Roosevelt and National Parks. JFK (John F. Kennedy) American Presidents, LBJ; Civil Rights, Vietnam, and 1960's American Politics. Ronald Reagan; American Actor and 1980's President. Blue Jeans, Coca-Cola, "The Big Three:" General Motors, Ford, and Chrysler Corporations. Walmart; corporate greed and retail. McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Starbucks, Taco Bell.

by Non Affiliated American May 12, 2016

The American School in London

Awesome school for those rich enough to attend. You'll feel out of place if your dad isn't a CEO or banker though.

Person 1 sees Person 2 sporting every kind of designer clothing/accessories possible.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "The American School in London"
Person 1: "Explains a lot"

by cute22 November 27, 2012

Dumb American Voter

A dumb American voter is any American voter that votes for the leading candidates thinking they actually "voted" for someone unique or for the people.

Hey, I just voted for Obama.. No kidding, I voted for Romney!.. YOU DUMB AMERICAN VOTERS! Both are extreme idiots! Because they are funded by foreign national corporations and big banks who run the US through money and lobbying. In other words the global corporations fund the leading horses in the race.. If that's "voting" I must be missing something but then again this is America!

by traderneal August 11, 2015

african american haberdasher

A person of African descent now living in the united states, who makes a living by selling clothing articles.

"Which of the following best represents Mr. Griffin? Problem drinker, or African American haberdasher?"

by Phleemeister June 16, 2016

Saltine American

slang for a race comment about white people

I am not a cracker i am a saltine american

by Brandi m dukes November 5, 2017