by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022
An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation
by thegreatjlinc February 08, 2017
Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.
Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.
Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.
I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.
It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.
I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.
Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.
It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.
Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.
I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.
It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.
I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.
Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.
It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?
I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.
Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.
In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.
Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.
After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.
Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.
In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.
Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.
After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?
by Sho'nuff Bull July 30, 2018
Fuck someone (male or female) up the ass. Dribble the mixture out of the anus on to the delivery guy. Tame on the back , casual on the chest , edgy on the face. Could be on another player.
Alaskan Mudslide-Alaskan MudssslllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeWheeeeeee!
by ShakesTC September 28, 2023
The act of a male extracting feces on the females chest between her breasts, and resuming to have intercourse of his penis in her breasts. The mess caused by the spreading of feces by the male penis results in a scene resembling a mudslide on the hill that is the woman's breasts.
Man, I really gave Amanda a crazy Alaskan Mudslide last night. Some of that "mud" got smeared all over her body after I laid down some textbook heavy artillery thundercock.
by Larry the pedophile June 12, 2015
by Red ,White, and Kyle October 12, 2020