Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.

Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.

by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022

nig nog log

A penis of african descent.

Girl One: Damn, did you SEEE his nig nog log????
Girl Two: Yeah, girl!!!

by I Was Jen Before You Were July 28, 2008

Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.

kenny will you rubber ice log me tonight?

by kenwar July 01, 2009

log

Word meaning "lots of giggles". A girly way of saying "lol"

"I think Bon Jovi is realy cute"
"log"

by 5car May 29, 2005

log cabin republican

Gay republican, doesn't make much sense.

Queeny Fag 1: omg I heard that Adam is a Republican!?

Queeny Fag 2: yep, he's a log cabin republican now.

by rzs April 12, 2006

Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.

Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010

Alabama log jam

when a lady is trying to poop on your chest and your friend forces it back in with his wiener and you get your buddies to help him with their wieners

Carly came over after cinco de quatro and was trying to empty her money bin on my chest but Chester and his friends gave her the old Alabama log jam and that was the end of her.

by Uncle Screwj May 06, 2017