Phantom gay

Appearing in certain places the be gay, but outside of those places they are not.

Going to a function, such as a party..."John and Joe became phantom gay and surprised everyone by getting on the bar and pulling their pants down wearing women's thongs dancing in front of the crowd while smacking each other's ass!"

by TaraHaspel4 June 24, 2015

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018

Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

Phantom Pain

Like when you watch something that looks painful, probably like a dude getting kicking at the balls or those weird ass sex toys that guys put inside their penis, like who the fuck does that?

And you somewhat feel the pain yet you physically don't.

*someone gets kicked in the balls*
Yestin: Oh jesus christ, that's gotta hurt!
Marc: Yeah, that gave me Phantom Pain

by Bread God December 14, 2020

phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row

Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...

by Urbanboy92 August 1, 2011