One of the most attractive guys to ever exist. Meeting someone with such a unique name is an amazing thing. He is your best friend through everything and will always stick by your side. He will love you with everything he has. He will more than likely have a crush on you, but he won't admit to it because he thinks your friendship is too important to lose.
by wanderlust. April 15, 2015

by blackbird142 February 24, 2022

by weed is weed October 3, 2020

(Worker) Hello, what can I get you?
(Guy in car) Cactus Jack fucked me
(Worker) .......... The what?
(Guy in car) *Plays sicko mode*
(Worker) So the Travis Scott Burger
(Guy in car) The guy from fortnite that got his own burger yes
(Guy in car) Cactus Jack fucked me
(Worker) .......... The what?
(Guy in car) *Plays sicko mode*
(Worker) So the Travis Scott Burger
(Guy in car) The guy from fortnite that got his own burger yes
by The Man ekuL September 11, 2020

When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"
by rheiohsiidhfsaiofhoeihwiohoirj January 17, 2023

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010

by lexiconartist January 23, 2005
