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seductive nerd

Badass, hot gamer, with amazing body, that

you wish you could be with.
Dude, shes such a seductive nerd.
by xXBrickGamingXx December 8, 2013
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nerd lounge

A small room with no windows where 95% men congregate to study. or attempt to study. This room consists of computers that don't always work all the time. and the most productive thing anyone gets done is using facebook.
Don't call it the nerd lounge, its the computer lab. cause otherwise we will loose the nerd lounge.
by Metricman March 19, 2009
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Reputation Nerd

A reputation nerd is a preson whose post count on a forum speaks about his lack of social life. He is very famous on that particular forum, altough 95% of his posts usually have no substance. He is not a troll, but can choose to be, and others will still tolerate it. His messages are the filler junk you have to scroll through to get to the useful posts about a subject. He replies to every subject on the forum, even if he doesn't know anything about it, just for the sake of commenting.

On occasion, other reputation nerds with not so much thousands of posts will agree with the dominant alpha-nerd just to get his approval, and that is the difference between him and a troll. But the reputation nerd doesn't care, or rarely shows any emotion at all. If he does show emotion, it is usually fake and exaggurated.
In this case, Kid A is the reputation nerd

Kid B (10 posts): I'm looking for this game (explains game)
Kid A (10 thousand posts): It's torchlight rofl
Kid B: Oh, thanks man
Kid A: no I was joking, it is not torchlight. I don't know what it is.
by incognito33 December 10, 2011
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nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.
Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!
by Clarebear! June 17, 2012
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Nerd Wrangling

Verb. The act of getting computer programmers to do their job, particularly when a new video/computer game has recently come out.
I thought we were going to have to delay the project when Call of Duty came out, but I did some Nerd Wrangling, and got everybody back to work.
by Dickjutsu August 13, 2012
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nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.
After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.
by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021
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Nerd five

Nerd five is like a regular high five, only with a jump. While high-fiving you need to scream "boyia" and jump up in the air (both people at the same time). This kind of high five occures when you both have bought/done/achieved something awesome.
Eks. You and a friend just bought the same game and are very excited about playing toghet, then you proceed to jump in the air and do a Nerd five.
by Islandfarm March 5, 2012
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