When, while giving a blow-job,the blower is surprised, jerks suddenly, or has a seizure, and bites the dick of the one being blown.
Sometimes done as an act of revenge, hate, or as a form of cruel and unusual punishment.
Sometimes done as an act of revenge, hate, or as a form of cruel and unusual punishment.
I thought my ex-girlfriend wanted to get back together with me, but she really only wanted to bear-trap me!
I hope you get bear-trapped, asshole!
I hope you get bear-trapped, asshole!
by G!ngerG!rl December 22, 2008
1. A cute bear who loves to cuddle.
2. One who is loved by everyone they meet.
3. A compassionate and caring person towards there loved ones, but if pissed off, known to turn into a grisly bear.
4. A known dance done by drunk frat boys.
5. Very sexy men who attract angelo's
2. One who is loved by everyone they meet.
3. A compassionate and caring person towards there loved ones, but if pissed off, known to turn into a grisly bear.
4. A known dance done by drunk frat boys.
5. Very sexy men who attract angelo's
"Is that kid mentally disabled?"
"No, it's the Jer Bear dance!"
"That guy is so caring."
"So he's a Jer Bear."
"That guy is a sexy piece of ass!"
"Well then he must be a jer bear, the sexiest men known on this earth!"
"No, it's the Jer Bear dance!"
"That guy is so caring."
"So he's a Jer Bear."
"That guy is a sexy piece of ass!"
"Well then he must be a jer bear, the sexiest men known on this earth!"
by Mrs.JerBear November 29, 2007
by Nick Paszkowski December 14, 2004
(1) a little-known, worldwide legendary being that would make Chuck Norris wet himself.
(2) it can also be used as an expression of fear or excitement
(2) it can also be used as an expression of fear or excitement
(1) Jer Bear was sent to iraq on the frontlines with only 500 bullets... he killed 500 men.
when Jer Bear was in the woods, a grizzly bear came up to attack him-- Jer Bear looked at the bear and said "no" in a calm voice... the bear ran away.
(2) "AHH! Jer Bear!!"
when Jer Bear was in the woods, a grizzly bear came up to attack him-- Jer Bear looked at the bear and said "no" in a calm voice... the bear ran away.
(2) "AHH! Jer Bear!!"
by VHull August 06, 2007
an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared
a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
by cabknhr February 16, 2009
A game from the TV Show "Scrubs" where two people passive-aggressively make fun of a person standing nearby, slowly getting more and more critical/personal with the person. The game ends when the person tries to call you on insulting them, or one of the players makes nervous eye contact with the person, giving it away.
Example of Poke the bear:
(Dr. Cox enters the room from the room of a patient he cannot diagnose)
J.D.: So Turk, yesterday i had this patient I could just not diagnose.
Turk: Wow you must have felt like a real jackass.
J.D.: I did feel like a jackass, but then I was able to figure out what was wrong with them because I'm not a jackass, I'm a good doctor... Oh hey Dr. Cox, how are things?
(Dr. Cox enters the room from the room of a patient he cannot diagnose)
J.D.: So Turk, yesterday i had this patient I could just not diagnose.
Turk: Wow you must have felt like a real jackass.
J.D.: I did feel like a jackass, but then I was able to figure out what was wrong with them because I'm not a jackass, I'm a good doctor... Oh hey Dr. Cox, how are things?
by bearpoke92 March 22, 2009
he's a fuckin square bear!
by SaraH April 25, 2005