Too Beautiful to Live

An excellent podcast put on by Luke Burbank, Jen Andrews, and Sean DeTore. The podcast stems from a radio show by the same name (often abbreviated "TBTL") that was cancelled on September 11, 2009.

Based in Seattle, Washington, it is often described as the "Seinfeld" of talk radio. Popular segments include Awesome/Not Awesome, This Day in TBTL History, Music for Your Weekend, and Cooking with Sean DeTore.

The show's blog and podcasts can be found at tbtl.net

I was listening to Too Beautiful to Live today and it was freaking hilarious.

by A Ten September 13, 2009

child beauty pageants

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

the sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?

‚the sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?‘ is a way to tell someone that you love them, but you’re letting them go.

Looking deeply into the eyes of the loved one you couldn’t have and now decided to let go and saying: ‚the sunset is beautiful, isn’t it?‘

by ohnoireallyshouldntstay December 1, 2021

Suck me beautiful

To be taken literally, it is a command for a beautiful girl to suck on your man meat.

From the movie "American Pie."

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
girl laughs
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.

by DaunteCulpepper October 4, 2008

it's a beautiful day outside

The words Sans (undertale) says before making you get rekt

Sans: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you...
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l...

by Dell Engineer October 16, 2020

The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?

Strong platonic lover for a person or people

“The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?”
“Yeah ig they are”

by Icarus That Flew December 4, 2021