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hot-crazy matrix

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The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.
guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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monkey hot

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"
mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!
by fearlessflasher August 29, 2012
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Hot Alpha Man

It's a Person called Chiara aka Mochi
by Jamesushia077 July 28, 2023
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Hot fudge Sundae

When someone passes out at a party. They are 1st shat on,
then someone or someone's feltches cum onto them. Finally for the piece de resistance, find a woman on her period so she can drop a blood clot on them
Were you at the party Saturday night? Poor Wade passed out and they gave him a hot fudge sundae. Picture are online and everything. He'll never live it down.
by Cloudybro May 18, 2025
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Hot Pocket

While drinking tea and performing anal on male or female one would pull out and shove the tea bag up the partners anus then resuming anal intercourse resulting in a nice hot pocket
Gave her a "Hot pocket" and she loved it
by DatOneAussie June 21, 2014
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Hot Ball Fiancé

A male, that drives around town in his sports car pulling ass and looking for his future ex wife. He finds pleasure in dressing up and flirting with the opposite sex in public.
Damn there goes Alana’s hot ball fiancé. He’s really hot ballin tonight.
by DonJon86 March 30, 2022
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