smelling shit grin

Its when someone tells u something u don't find funny or don't understand, u have this grin that looks like someone made u smell shit

I told my cousin Brittany a grotesque joke and she gave me a smelling shit grin

by insulator42 December 17, 2010

Dip shit syndrome

The clinically diagnosed brain does ease that causes one to act like Alec Lingo. Symptoms include, stupid fucking decisions, commonly forgetting important and unimportant things. Overall causes the patient to be on fucking retard

Wow he's stupid, he must have dip shit syndrome

by Atoastybanana August 17, 2014

Fuck shit whore

A fucking rude as bitch who tries to fuck you over.

God, Emma is such a fuck shit whore, she can suck my anus.

by Fuckshitwhore8 February 9, 2018

Chicken Shit Assholes

A phrase made famous but the incredible movie "The China Syndrome". Used in cases of extreme desperation and drama. Chicken Shit Assholes, is a phrase not to be taken lightly.

When Chelsea's sandwich made Toby vomit he screamed out in exasperation "CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLES!!!!!"

by Tksv96 November 24, 2011

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

shit and piss and cum

When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude

"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

shit of your life

the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.

Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus

Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!

by Screechmaster J May 22, 2008