spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

Big Balls Ballin

Big Balls Ballin is a term used to describe having balls so big you are wanted by the CIA, FBI, etc.

"your Big Balls Ballin dude..your totally getting tracked down right now.."

by Whatdoesthismean67 August 24, 2023

Guac and Balls

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.

Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...

by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023

seth ball

the best person to exist, he loves they/thems and all of that gay shit. he's also taken so back off ladies

Hot woman: wow i want to date seth ball
seth ball: no you hate they/thems and i am taken

by Jen9a May 28, 2023

balls

amongus balls sussy imposter balls

"I love slick rick's amongus balls sussy imposter balls"

by ballsssssssss March 17, 2022

Balls

Balls are a common slang term, of recent but unknown origin, that refer to a male's genitalia, the testes, which hang low below the penis in the scrotum. These balls are a sign of penis size, the comparison of which is known sometimes as "cock fighting". Balls are a sign of strength, as having a larger penis or having larger balls is often associated with having strength and bravery due to the nature in which the balls of a man matter to him. As a larger penis or larger balls grant a man greater respect, having small balls degrades the male, and says one has "no balls" is a sign of disrespect, and males take it as a challenge. In summary, the size of one's balls in slang terms are a way to test one's strength or bravery.

"Little Willy has no balls."

by Little Willy is Gei January 13, 2020

Ball-Swap

A Ball-Swap is where you swap one or more testicles with a friend, at home. One testicle is removed and swapped with another. You can also swap a testicle with an object similar in size, like a grape or a large marble.

"We ball-swapped yesterday."

by eowilson April 29, 2024