Sudden opposition death syndrome

When the government suddenly kills you for opposing them

Navalny died due to SODS(sudden opposition death syndrome)

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 24, 2024

Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome

A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.

Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with

by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025

pacer syndrome

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after doing the pacer test or running a similar distance, speed, or time.

I ran home so fast, I got pacer syndrome.

by MrJoshTheEpic March 21, 2017

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.

“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.

by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023

Melon Syndrome

Someone who is addicted to melons

Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."

by PilotJay95 April 25, 2022

Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022