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Banana inside your Pants.

To Get a Boner.
Dude did that chicks ass give you a "banana inside your pants."
by Yodsa May 29, 2010
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kick there ass with your mind

The illistration of a better thought.One who knows better than another.One who doesn't give into childish games. "Not the only one just the ONE".One who can overcome worthless bable, Yet babbles the best.With infomation above the rest.Setting an informitive life for those uninformed.And making changes for the best.
Are you done making problems now. Were going to kick there ass with your mind.2+2 still equals 4.But your Constitutional rights have been taken away(completley), Wheather you want to unerstand it or not. "So fuck off"(the true sentence is,"I'm going to kick your ass with my mind"But this program wouldn't let me illistrate it that way.
by dgsmp May 8, 2008
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Here's Your 2 Dollars

When Someone is telling you someting and it ceases to be interesting at some point you interrupt them loudly by saying: "Here's your 2 dollars!"

It's actually a reference to the movie "Dirty Work" with Norm MacDonald
"And I realized at that moment, I wasn't even a huma-"
"HERE'S YOUR 2 DOLLARS!"
by noisetrash March 21, 2009
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shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..
"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another
by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009
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paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank
John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe
by Jizzl September 18, 2014
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go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Grey's Man are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma July 30, 2017
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Shut the hell your mouth

1. A grammatically incorrect way of telling someone to “shut the hell up,” usually with less intensity and ill-intent.

2. An ironic comeback similar to “no u.”

Note: can also be spelled “shut the heck your mouth” for even less ill intent.
1. Guy 1: “Dude that is actually the most retarded thing you’ve ever done”

Guy 2: “Shut the hell your mouth noob!”

2. Tryhard Gamer: “You are literally the worst person in human existence

Troll: “shut the hell your mouth i’m actually carrying this whole team right now you’re actually so bad bro”
by funny meme June 18, 2019
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