I just have really high standards

Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.

"You're not good enough for me!"

by Alayna June 29, 2004

Pass the hatchet, I Think I'm goodkind

Badass song by Yo La Tengo from their new album, consists of Ira Kaplan going nuts on guitar for like 12 minutes

Woo, ima listenin to pass The hatchet, I think i'm goodkind SHOOP DA WOOP!

by kdajfklsdaiowekl;dg May 4, 2007

I just have really high standards

An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date

It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.

by ukealii50 June 27, 2004

thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011

C R I N G E

An attack of odd feeling that make you want to just sit there and shake while trying to crush your own bones by shaking.

3 yr old girl's name in game: "kityysparklespretty11"
everyone who is mentally fit: c r i n g e a l e r t

by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

can i borrow your red pen

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed

You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk

by xxxCUTExxx December 30, 2016

i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023