1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006
Get the Cock slashermug. Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the egg shaped cockmug. Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024
Get the Lord of the Cocksmug. by Jennyooh October 25, 2025
Get the Cock Cobblermug. A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.
Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?
Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
Get the sugar cockmug. cock and ball torture consists of putting your balls inside a toaster,blender (i did that one it feels good),etc you should try it :3
by Miles Morales dady November 15, 2023
Get the Cock and Ball Torturemug. A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021
Get the Cock Expertmug.