Gay sex

Pipi in Booty and boinky boinky.

Is Roy free today?
No, he is having gay sex.
Bazinga!

by Seniorsex February 13, 2024

sex

i love sex i would totally do it everyday

mmmm~ fuckkk~ ughhhh~ harder~ faster~ uhhhh~ im cumming~ now thats sex

by alysha green May 27, 2024

tenant sex

Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.

What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).

I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender

by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023

manumissionary sex

Having missionary sex and finishing while thinking about equal rights.

Did you hear Barrack and Michelle Obama only have Manumissionary sex?

by ThatKidMarco December 28, 2018

sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.

'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'

by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

sex

The thing where a guy shoves his cock down women's pussy for both of their pleasure but the guy cums in 30 seconds and the women is not pleasured and she breaks up with you and you get cum training because ur a soft cunt that can't last 2 fucking minutes

I'm ready to have sex tonight.

by Miffy09 May 18, 2023