I hate it when a llama named Carl

A top result when you type in the Google search bar "I hate it when" - this particular phrase is a reference to the Filmcow series Llamas with Hats; specifically episode 1 where we see a handless corpse of a man leaning up against a wall. Paul inquires to his friend Carl what happened, after which Carl confesses to stabbing the man 37 times and eating his hands because he had "the rumblies". This google result alludes to being from the perspective of the stabbed man.

I hate it when a llama named Carl stabbed me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands.

by donutreplyplz July 1, 2022

i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

i just need to get through this week

this phrase is used as an attempt to delude one self that one will be alright with time. it's to give the impression that the pain one is currently going through is temporary when in fact it is permanent and will only get worse with time. often times, one is actually aware that nothing will ameliorate in the upcoming week. and should it, it would be a fleeting "improvement"
this phrase can be said to some else when they ask if you are okay, in order to avoid talking about the actually problems your are facing which are now pushing you to the brink of de-aliving yourself.

friend 1: are you okay bro, you've been really down the last couple of days

friend 2: haha, im fine. i just need to get through this week

friend 1: real af

by bester_remontada April 16, 2023

Can I lay my head on you

This is something a friend says to you while at school or work when they are having a long day if someone asks you this and you say no you should throw your self into a hole and stay their give this friend lots of head scratch’s and stroke them like a cat

Friend: hey are you okay

Sad friend: *baby eyes shakes head

Friend: do you want anything

Sad friend: Can I lay my head on you

Friend: yeah for sure

by Leave me alone bitch November 1, 2021

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS

A everyday LeMonde flight on the discord and group wall.

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS.

by drxsyvibez March 4, 2021

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023

i didn't get any letters about it

Doing something possibly controversial and not having anyone complain about it.

Jake: "So I kicked a puppy today"
Rob: "How could you do that? did anyone see?"
Jake" Nah, I didn't get any letters about it."

by Noahconstrictor April 16, 2016