Hairy Ball

Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.

You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball

by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019

Balls

Your mom’s favourite snack

Your mother loves snacking on balls

by Your momther January 23, 2022

ball boogers

When your cum gets stuck to your ball hair and makes little hardened cum balls

After I fucker her I had so many ball boogers

by Gameatron2020 January 7, 2017

Balls

My breakfast lunch and dinner

I pair my balls with some cock and eat it up

by Mr cock and balls June 1, 2022

Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.

person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''

by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022

Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

by viosbio January 26, 2021

No Balls

This is generally sued as a taunt, for example, if an individual doesn't want to do a dare, his companions might say "No Balls", to imply that if the individual didn't do the dare, he would have no balls; or he would have no bravery. It's essentially calling someone a pussy conditionally

Person 1: Nah dude I don't wanna do another blunt
Person 2: No balls, pussy.

by Jabchile March 23, 2019