Shit The Fuck Up

Mainly said because of a typo of “Shut the fuck up”. This term means that when you are fucking someone, u are shitting upwards on them.
“ayo Jason, why did u shit the fuck up on__?”
Idk man, I’m just a somp that likes shitting upwards on people.”
by simpforurmom April 10, 2021
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Mexican shit standoff

When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021
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king kong shit

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.
Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014
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Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
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hot chimichanga shit

HURRY UP IN THERE! I have to take my hot chimichanga shit!
by Zeyph February 28, 2017
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Shit-Tucky Mushroom

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.
The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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shit faced grin

When someone is shit face drunk and has a mischievous grin

See also: shit faced
Shawn has that shit faced grin again
by phantaxtic August 11, 2014
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