Zach Stienmann

this guy is pretty chill but oddly hangs out with a lot of asian people for some reason, he also pretends that he has never beat his meat

Zach Stienmann is such a weirdo

by benjiggty May 7, 2024

lola and zach

lola and zach are the best power couple

lola and zach are such a cute couple

by lalalal818161 February 24, 2024

Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls

Zach is a good friend

by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024

Zach Melby Money

An abundance of money, Rich, very well off financially

Damn he has that Zach Melby Money

by Flo terms March 19, 2024

Zach

Zach is a piece of shit that never played the fucking Sims.

Learn to play the sims.

Zach: "I've never played the sims, but I played Dragonball Z-"
You: "You fucking piece of uneducated shit."

Zach is a piece of shit that hasn't experienced the sims. He is a sim.

by lunaticqueen March 24, 2024

Zach

Zach a tall skinny boy. His personality is sweet and he’s normally a gamer. He normally wears Hey Dudes. Yes, the rumors are true. He has a horse cock.

Damn. Did you see his bulge? Zach got the fatty bro.

by ass pears June 21, 2021

Zach

Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.

“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
“Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude”

by Sad_gummybear July 8, 2021