1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
by VS617 May 14, 2015
Get the Wells itmug. "Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023
Get the Well shit.mug. to express one's excitement
by raybeez February 10, 2022
Get the well put me in a dress and call me susiemug. A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
by Joan Breibart February 23, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitchmug. It's good but more consistent. Good is when something special has happened, but well, it doesn't have this; it's like good.
M: "How are you?"
A: "Well."
A: "Well."
by prestigewordsdefiner February 7, 2025
Get the Wellmug. The proccess of having your penis cranked as you drop first the left nut them the right one at a time inro the mouth of a female.
by OJ April 28, 2003
Get the well bucketmug.