Wanker

A man who likes to be alone with his thoughts

Ted Lasso is a wanker.

by YeahDontCare May 08, 2021

Wanker

Wanker is a word that is generally used for terms of abuse, means someone who wanks, which is masturbates, but is almost used for insults. It is also synonymous with "tosser."

"Only a complete wanker would be fooled into believing this."

by April 03, 2024

Wanker

My brother

No explanation except that my brothers a wanker

by WilburNilbur January 26, 2019

Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living

why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans

by Howard the psyduck June 05, 2015

Wanker

Nice person

Omg he bought me this he’s such a “wanker”
omg he bought be this he’s such a “nice person

by nejdjdks March 15, 2022

wanker

insult by the sniper

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker! I'm gonna turn you into colored rain.

by chickenstealer March 04, 2021

Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .

"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"

by Gëørgìãå November 07, 2019