chicken lane

the middle lane between a two way street which is used to turn or merge onto oncoming traffic

"i was in the chicken lane"

by Gerti December 31, 2005

Chicken Bandit

Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.

Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...

by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010

Chicken Necks

What's for lunch today. Taken from The Simpsons.

Ralph: "What's for lunch?"
Lunch Lady: "Next!"
Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

by First male wildcat May 31, 2006

turkey chicken

1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.

2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."

After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.

There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.

J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"

Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."

Scot "I heard salt too."

Rod "No way! He said sugar."

J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."

by KTownFook May 30, 2005

Chicken period

An egg. Wholesome, delicious eggs ... As in omelettes, eggs and bacon, hard-boiled eggs, etc.

My friend became vegan after coming to the realization that egg are essentially chicken periods.

by Jungleusa April 21, 2010

The Headless Chicken

The Headless Chicken is a demoralizing sex-act where two people are in the piledriving position, then the guy pulls out and starts running around holding the chick by the underside of her knees yelling "Headless CHICKEN!" The woman also adds her own screams to the mix because she is being pulled around by the legs with her head on the floor. In this sence, the legs of the upside-down woman resemble the wings of a chicken and the vag resembles where the chicken's head used to be.

"Fred and Daphney were definitly doing it last night. I saw Fred and a pair of legs run by the window so i'm guessing it was the headless chicken, that shit's awesome."

by Gnitz456 January 20, 2009

beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

by mrham4444 April 12, 2014