trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.

"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."

by ElzearYoung January 7, 2024

Poppins Wind

Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.

Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!

by CokeHead Fred December 24, 2008

wind-rowed

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.

"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.

We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.

by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015

Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

by danmk6 November 23, 2021

Wind up

As a result / the aftermath

“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”

by alexpc12309 January 15, 2023