Your Mother Bathes with Tennis

Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss

Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it

NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by Goddesskr December 12, 2018

Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.

dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.

by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022

Mouth Bath

When a person places one’s testicles in their mouth, giving them a “Mouth Bath”

I’m going to go over to my girlfriends later so she can give me a mouth bath

by Mouthbath April 25, 2024

Whore's bath

A quick clean, often involving your most sensitive of jewels. Most commonly practiced when ordered by your sergeant, after a long day of field navigation.

For next weekend, bring baby wipes so you can give yourselves a Whore's Bath... Too easy.

by Gbenay August 09, 2022

Snowy Bird Bath

When you snort cocaine off a ballsack stretched to imitate a bird bath.

"Last week on the boys footy trip, we all took turns in doing a Snowy Bird Bath"

by big willie won't February 04, 2022

Spicy Bath

Its a regular warm bath but with a twist, you throw in a plugged toaster while you are in the bathtub.

My friend Tony Did the Spicy Bath challenge. We are having a closed casket funeral tomorrow.

by Papazil March 02, 2021

Bath Salty

Extra Salty...Crazy Salty.. So salty there crazy

That bitch is bath salty

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021