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Ryan Guarantee

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight
by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020
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ryan wolfe

The cute guy on CSI: Miami who replaced tim speedle in season three. He is played by Jonathan Togo.
"In that episode 'Nailed' when Ryan Wolfe got a nail shot near his eye, I thought he was gonna go blind and leave the show!"
by Babsy87 May 27, 2007
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ryan lochte

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"
P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
by Mellow D August 18, 2016
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Ryan Doran

A positive compliment to describe someone with a great figure.
He's so Ryan Doran!
by craicaddict March 12, 2022
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Bryce-Ryan

a bum that consistently lies 24/7 and has almost every std imaginable.
oh no, the editor's last name was Bryce-Ryan and decided to not allow the definition to be posted.
by Monday-Friday September 8, 2020
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Ryan Seacrest

The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".
by Seacrest's Pants May 31, 2006
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richelle ryan

a pron star with a huge ass
that chick has a richelle ryan butt
whoa thats on big richelle ryan
by rackel91 March 27, 2011
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