Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".

An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.

by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009

goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

Pulling a smarty

When one pulls the largest of small smooth brain manoeuvres

"He blueshelled his teammate and bombed himself?"

"Yeah, he's Pulling a smarty"

by TENNIS138 February 25, 2021

Pulled A Nita

To walk in, usually without knocking, and catch one of your offspring in a daytime sex act.

Man, I didn't know they were home! I totally pulled a Nita!

by Rhinodaddy September 28, 2012

Dutch Pull

When a girl wants sex so bad that she grabs your penis and will not let it go.

That chick wanted sex so bad she Dutch Pulled me until my dick was chaffed.

by jaggedglossary September 27, 2011

pull a mint

The act of pretending to have an item stolen in order to file a false insurance claim.

Chris didnt have any money so he had to "pull a mint" and hope the insurance company would pay his claim.

by Slade the Leveller April 18, 2007

pulling a shaggy

When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.

First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco

*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!

by changyoulater August 9, 2020