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The Jai Pow

The Jai Pow is a brutalist form of masturbation originating in southern Asia in the early 2000's. The Host takes upon his member with a violence rarely seen, forcing upon it an entire chicken, marinated in the sweet tikka masala sauces of the region. The host then begins to rub his member with the chicken, while reciting the traditional anthem Mundian De Bach Ke. Upon ejaculation, the sperm mixes with the orange sauce and the blood from the injuries sutained to the penis as a result of the bones in the chicken being forced into it's flesh forming a lovely sunburst toned mixture known commonly as Jamba juice.
Bredda, Big man ting, it's kinda weird yeah, but you gotta try The Jai Pow. That fucking shit it produces tastes wild fam.
by bencurryy May 3, 2022
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Alfie-Jay

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Blue jayed

When a bird (female) is so bad in bed the guy cant get off, leaving him with said blue balls. but this encompasses a round 2, to which the genlemen gets off neither time.
Yo, I heard his lady blue jayed him last night.
by Philo5000 & ChefCurrey July 31, 2021
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Jay-C

Meaning 'Jesus Christ', the initials J.C are pronounced/jay~cee/ familiarising ourselves with the well known Jay-Z but now it's the Oh-OG, Jay-C, Jesus Christ!
Big ups to the one and truly gangsta God of The Most High, Jay-C!!

/...Spirit of Donda, lay on me / just like with Saul.., we watched the way you changed him / end of the passage, I dropped the -Z , I don't care for its particular sound, fog up they glasses they won't Cee me pick up my Crown, the comeback is here.../
by HushTheo October 5, 2021
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Jay sheehy

A gay henati addict who wanks to furry hentai.
Jay sheehy came home from school his dick tiny but hard. He gets some head and shoulders shampoo cuz the wankers too poor. He faps to some furry porn before he unleashes his load. He then proceededs to eat his cum
by Ea poop December 13, 2019
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jay hurley

A gay guy who plays fortnite all day. Touches kids on the daily!
A: did you see Jay Hurley? He's soo gay!
B: i saw him touching little boys!
by 123 wigga April 8, 2019
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Jay sheehy

Jay Sheehy the gay furry faper who loves furry porn
by Ea poop December 13, 2019
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