Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize

Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023

Gut-wrenching

That feeling you get when you put your toothbrush too far into the back of your mouth when you're on the very edge of vomiting where it seems as though someone is torquing your stomach with a wrench, and you manage to hold back the contents of your last meal.

What's wrong with you?
I just took too much while brushing my teeth, resulting in a rather painful gut-wrenching.
That sucks

by RedOmega724 January 16, 2019

gut glue

A calorie dense, starch-rich food such as Oat Meal, or Cream of wheat.

I just had some gut glue for breakfast

by LimaBean2029 April 30, 2024

Gut crack

A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.

If you have a gut crack then you should wear a shirt when you’re at the beach.

by Dr. Cass April 9, 2024

punch my gut

Slang expression for "punch my stomache".

Yo',punch my gut!

by DarkMagicPaul96 September 3, 2009

GUTTED

A word used to describe people that have cum gutters.

James has been working out to the point that he is "gutted".

by ANON_JACK July 6, 2022

Black as a ducks guts

Black as a ducks guts is a term used in australian slang to tell someone that the weather looks horrible

"Mate look, its as black as a Ducks guts. We should hit the frog and toad

by Dunny licker May 8, 2023