St. Joes also know as St. Hoes, is a Christian Catholic high-school where no body is a catholic and people shit on the bible daily, located in Ottawa Ontario, it’s the one place that spends more money on removing their bathroom doors than on the students themselves. The students there are adequate in both looks and brains with some exceptions being hay in a needle stack.
When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.
The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex
Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches
The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”
All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.
The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex
Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches
The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”
All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
Fuckboy 1- dude you would not BELIEVE the girl I smashed last night
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
by Biggthonk November 22, 2019
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you: St. Andrews academy
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by i_am_funny December 7, 2019
Get the st. Andrews academy mug.a small town in Missouri mostly know for its population of about 300 people but also known for being completely out of everyone's way and only having farms with one neighborhood. and you cant forget that you cant get service there either.
by you?me?us?we? October 18, 2019
Get the St Thomas MO mug.Shit school with 3rd year wasters that go around school vaping punching lockers and screaming 'WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY'
by Cheekyone69 October 27, 2019
Get the St clements college mug.A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
Get the St nicks elementary school mug.Aka prison; a hell hole that 0 people like; a pointless part of your life; a waste of time; everyone vapes bc they are just to cool for everyone else; full of fake hoes; gives u big depression; everything about this school sucks
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”
- all the work makes u wanna kms
- 7th grade pedophile teacher
- ^^gym coaches
- perky af principal that needs to stfu
- no escaping now🥵
by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
Get the St nicks elementary school mug.A liberal arts school also known as STU in Fredericton, NB. Athletics are the heart and soul of this school as they bring in money to pay for the unending debt under the schools name. Specifically the hockey team who gets more attention than anyone/team. A Tim Hortons and Subway fulfill the food options in JDH. In the back corner you can find all the athletes pretending to do homework. The rest of the students do their best to stay away from this area. The classes are easy and the campus has 6 buildings all within 1 minute walking distance. STU encourages people to be whoever they want. You can find people walking around with weird coloured hair and unfashionable clothes on. Everyone is free to give their opinion and do not care if they hurt others feelings. People who graduate from STU are not likely to go anywhere far in life unless they do post grad. The most valuable thing taught at STU is how to use the bussing system and how to respect the native land on which the school resides.
Job interviewer: it says here you went to St. Thomas University. What did you take?
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.
Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.
Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019
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